One of the funniest things I've read in a while:
Bra Shopping for Busty Women in Denial at The Hairpin.
She feels my pain! Obviously I'm a narcissist and this article is about all me. The old mental image clashing with the ginormous reality, the cruelty of high street underwear, the difficulties of finding anything even vaguely acceptable looking in one's size... Sadly she doesn't know about the Wonderbra ULTIMATE STRAPLESS (the amount of engineering in this beast totally merits capital letters). A sterling bra that you actually can jump up and down in - it has hands! It comes in a really good range of sizes and it isn't crazy expensive (in comparison to BIG bras, not in comparison to flimsy Topshop bras). Would really recommend, have made a couple of friends buy them.
Anyway, laugh out loud funny. A definite read for anyone with plus-size breasticles.